If you can’t handle the sass, you can’t handle the ass
Anonymous asked: "She rolled her eyes. "/Duh/. Seriously, dad, who else would it be?" She laughed and pulled back from the hug, grinning. "I'm Lana. Not sure why you named me that, but supposedly you picked out my name.""
"I just wanted to be sure!" He laughed, grinning back at Lana. "I picked your name, huh? Well it’s pretty, so I guess I did well."
Anonymous asked: "She smirked, "He's not going to try again because if he does he'll get much more than a bloody nose.""
"Good," he laughed, grinning back at her.
Anonymous asked: ""Of course you know who mom is." She rolled her eyes and laughed. She grabbed his hand, grinning widely, and tugged. "You've been dating her /forever./ Wait...I shouldn't be telling you that, should I?" Eyes widening, she clamped her mouth shut and shook her head. "Oops. Oops. But see! It makes sense because if you can meet younger you then you can meet your favorite person ever!" She let go of his hand, then spread out her arms."
He tentatively hugged the little girl, knowing that’s what she expected with her arms out wide. This was all just a little too much to wrap his head around. “Tara’s your mom, isn’t she?” He asked her, smiling a little as he said it. “By the way, you never told me your name.”
Anonymous asked: "She nodded as she listened to the directions and held her held up for him to tape. "That doesn't sound so hard to find, thanks.""
"No problem," he told her as he finished taping up her hand. "And good luck with that boy. I hope he doesn’t try anything again."
Anonymous asked: ""Thank you..." She said in a sad tone of voice as she took a seat. "Where would the nearest hospital be?""
He nodded. “You’re going to keep walking straight on the main street, then make a left at the Steel Diner. Keep walking and you’ll see it on your left. It’s like a 10 minute walk.”
Anonymous asked: "The little girl shrugged thin shoulders. "I'm here, aren't I? Maybe this is one of those weird time thingies mom always goes on about." She raised her eyebrows. "Does she do that now or is that a later thing?""
"Well, I’m not sure who your mom is, so I couldn’t tell you," he replied, trying to wrap his mind around the fact that he was, indeed, this little girl’s father. "It does happen now though, I’ve met a younger version of myself."
Anonymous asked: "She sighed, "My now ex-boyfriend Jared. He attempted to take off my clothes and when I fought him, he decided to brake my hand instead...""
Aqualad’s eyes widened. “Good for you for sticking up for yourself,” he told her as they entered the medical room. “I have tape in here somewhere, I’ll wrap it for you so there’s something to help it before you get to go to the hospital.”